10 Reasons Why You Should NOT Move To Buffalo [VIDEO]

Buffalo?  Why in the world would you want to move to Buffalo? We've heard the jokes.  Everyone already thinks it's terrible, so here are 10 more reasons why you might not want to move to Buffalo.

1. We don’t have any “Soda” here.

You can ask for it if you want, but we only serve pop here.

2. You will get fat…like really fat.

Do you hate really good food?  That will be the only way you’ll be able to not eat it.

3. Wings anywhere else will taste just like another part of the chicken…

If you order “buffalo wings” there’s a good chance they won’t taste like the wings from Buffalo.  Our wings will make you never want chicken made any other way…ever again.  We don’t call them “buffalo wings.”  They’re just wings.

4. Buffalonians are some of the most loyal fans for their teams in the country

They will randomly break out in a group version of the shout song at ANY event.  And as much as they love their teams, they hate the other ones.  Especially if you’re a Patriots fan.  It’s best to just keep that to yourself.

5. There are actually 4 seasons

While so many people think that Buffalo is only snow and ice, those of us that live here know that we have to deal with perfect 75-80 degree days on a normal basis over the summer.  It’s ridiculous.

6. If you’re looking for a quiet city, Buffalo will annoy the crap out of you.

There is ALWAYS something going on.  Ugh…can we just have a night without something to do?

7. Staying sober is really hard…

There are some of the best new breweries, distilleries and incredible wine trails to test and try.  I’m not even sure how anyone even comes to work with so many opportunities to drink.

8. The cultural festivals are out of control

Picture the biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade you’ve ever seen and multiply by two.  Then add a few days of parties to that and that’s what they do in Buffalo.  Then they throw a HUGE party to celebrate a Polish holiday called Dyngus Day with tons of beer and people everywhere.  It’s a crazy party with pussy willows and squirt guns.  It’s completely crazy.  I have no idea why anyone would want to do that.

9. Food trucks. They’re everywhere.

Not only are they on every corner, there are tons of them with every different type of food you can imagine.  I mean, I’m not just talking about a pizza truck or a quick service type of truck.  There’s everything from gourmet grilled cheese to Asian food, vegan, barbeque, Italian and more.  They’re everywhere!

10. We will ruin tailgate parties for you.

I mean, even if we never win, we party like we never have to work again.  Who wants to do that?