15 Things I’m Guilty Of (And You Probably Are Too)
Despite being 23 years old, I realized yesterday that I still need to spell out Wednesday as WED-NES-DAY or recite the alphabet when I need to find a letter.
So, I decided to list out as many strange things I could think of that I’m guilty of, and honestly, you may be guilty of some of these too.
No matter how old I get, I think I’ll still do it.
Saying ‘What?’ even though you understood
Just takes me a couple seconds to process.
Sneaking candy into the movie theater
Four bucks for Snickers? I don’t think so!
Thinking 1990 was 10 years ago
Try 23 years ago, Rob.
If I did things just five minutes earlier, I would never be late.
Forgetting someone’s name I just met two minutes ago
I’m always that guy asking someone in the room who’s who that I’ve already met.
Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting everything instead of just backspacing once
And then I’ll erase everything and start over.
Stopping the microwave with one second left
Right before the beep. Each and EVERY time.
Trying to put USB cables in upside down
They’re hard to figure out, OK?
Talking to dogs and babies like a weirdo
But if that’s how we talked to other humans, the world would be great (and a little weird I guess).
Wishing I would have said something else or different in an argument
Then the conversation plays in my head over and over and over.
When someone says “Hello,” I respond “Great, how are you?”
They didn’t ask.
Throwing something in the garbage that doesn’t belong there
My silverware rather than the leftover food on my plate.
Sleeping with a blanket no matter how hot it is outside
I end up using a thinner blanket even though I’m already hot.
Not realizing you’re singing out loud with headphones on
Sometimes a little too loud.