15 Things I’m Guilty Of (And You Probably Are Too)
Despite being 23 years old, I realized yesterday that I still need to spell out Wednesday as WED-NES-DAY or recite the alphabet when I need to find a letter.
So, I decided to list out as many strange things I could think of that I'm guilty of, and honestly, you may be guilty of some of these too.
- 1
Spelling WED-NES-DAY
No matter how old I get, I think I'll still do it.
- 2
Saying 'What?' even though you understood
Just takes me a couple seconds to process.
- 3
Sneaking candy into the movie theater
Four bucks for Snickers? I don't think so!
- 4
Thinking 1990 was 10 years ago
Try 23 years ago, Rob.
- 5
Procrastinating
If I did things just five minutes earlier, I would never be late.
- 6
Forgetting someone's name I just met two minutes ago
I'm always that guy asking someone in the room who's who that I've already met.
- 7
Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting everything instead of just backspacing once
And then I'll erase everything and start over.
- 8
Stopping the microwave with one second left
Right before the beep. Each and EVERY time.
- 9
Trying to put USB cables in upside down
They're hard to figure out, OK?
- 10
Talking to dogs and babies like a weirdo
But if that's how we talked to other humans, the world would be great (and a little weird I guess).
- 11
Wishing I would have said something else or different in an argument
Then the conversation plays in my head over and over and over.
- 12
When someone says "Hello," I respond "Great, how are you?"
They didn't ask.
- 13
Throwing something in the garbage that doesn't belong there
My silverware rather than the leftover food on my plate.
- 14
Sleeping with a blanket no matter how hot it is outside
I end up using a thinner blanket even though I'm already hot.
- 15
Not realizing you're singing out loud with headphones on
Sometimes a little too loud.