#4: Kelly, Consider A Prenup

Listen, I'm not one to tell you what to do.

BUT you've won three Grammys, four American Music Awards, 13 Billboard Awards, three MTV Video Music Awards, two MuchMusic Video Awards, one Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award, one People's Choice Award, one Radio Music Award, six Teen Choice Awards, three TMF Awards...and...one Asia Music Award, plus 129 other nominations and five platinum albums.

Just saying. And think, Kelly -- Brandon probably gets paid by Blake Shelton in booze.