Anna Kendrick Gives Her Own ‘Shower Thoughts’ And They’re Hilarious [VIDEO]
Shower thoughts...you know, they're the things that you think about in the shower that are so stupid that you never say them out loud. Well, a few months ago, comedian Nick Offerman offered up a few for us to hear. And now, actress Anna Kendrick has responded with a few of her own.
Some of my favorites include:
- "If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I would never need a dollar."
- " If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my door."
- "Using your laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave."
- "Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams have reverse names."
- "When a pregnant woman swims, she's basically a human submarine."
- "If you break a pencil, you have two pencils. But if you break a pen, you have zero pens."
- "I wonder what my dog named me."