Miley Cyrus,

What the H-E-double hockey sticks was that????

Sincerely,

The rest of the world

But really. If you watched the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you watched an interesting performance from Miley Cyrus (and if you missed it -- you can see something similar in person when the circus comes this winter).

Miley comes out twerking, acts like a stripper, spanks one lady's rear end and even touches Robin Thicke's privates with a foam finger...and does just about every disgusting gesture you can think of.

Not to mention, there's giant stuffed teddy bears dancing around here, which makes the whole thing make you want to ask Billy Ray what the hell his daughter's thinking.

Oh, and that hair cut needs to go. I mean, uh, grow.