In Cocoa Beach, Florida, a 22-year-old man is charged with beating up his elderly father during an argument about Kool-Aid. The father who uses a cane tried to give his son advice on how to properly make Kool-Aid, there was a disagreement and the son punched his father two or three times in the head.
What’s there to argue about? The directions are right on the package. And they haven’t changed much in 86 years.