Dierks Bentley Joins ‘New’ Cover Band + They’re Hair-Dos Are Hilarious [VIDEO]

Meet Dierks' alter ego: Douglas ‘Big Rhythm Doug’ Douglason

According to the group, Hot Country Knights, Dierks + his cover band will perform hits of 90's country songs!

Douglas "Big Rhythm Doug” Douglason: Armed with his shockingly attractive mustache and mullet, Douglas “Doug” Douglason set out for the bright lights of Hollywood at age 18, sure to be the next big thing. However, as fate would have it, his fully functional diphallia turned out to be the up and coming trend in Silicone Valley. Known as "Big Rhythm” for his size, longevity, and steadiness of performance and working under the name “Dustin Strange,” Doug immediately became a hugely below average star in the adult-jpeg-straight-to-free-download-soft-core industry. Doug enjoyed all the highs and lows until a fateful “meeting” with “hand model” Monte Montgomery on the Nashville based set of “When Country Comes to Town” motivated him to reassess his priorities. A shared love of hand lotion and country music led the duo to swap low class broads for Lower Broadway. Big Rhythm spent the bulk of the 90’s playing weekly with Hot Country Knights. His current whereabouts are unknown.

I wonder if we can get the Hot Country Knights to come out for a bit during the WYRK Toyota Taste of Country this year?