I Need a Fanny Pack! But I’m Not About to Wear a Fanny Pack!

Last night as I was walking around at the Miranda Lambert concert, I couldn't help but be annoyed by the uncomfortable feeling of my keys in my pockets. I couldn't help but think at that moment that a fanny pack sure would come in handy.  But I'm not about to wear a fanny pack.

While I know there are people out there that will say, "if it serves a purpose, who cares what it looks like?"  Well...on this one, I do.

So I went on the air to see if anyone had any ideas what I could use to store my keys and phone without wearing one of those terrible looking contraptions around my waist.

The phones lit up. Ideas ranged from just wearing cargo pants to just taking all the rest of my keys off the ring and only bringing the automatic opener.

Then there were these...

And this...

I don't know about you but these still look like fanny packs to me...

This one's called a flipbelt: