Would this get you out of bed? It sure would for me!

If you have trouble waking up in the morning, this is a clever little invention that shreds your money if you don't actually get up on time. It holds whatever denomination of currency you think will be enough of an incentive to get you to move.

Now there's word the inventor could be in line for charges for destroying federal property because after all, the money you have in your pocket or purse is not really yours -- it belongs to the government.