I've had some pretty good sandwiches in my life.  I don't believe any have been good enough to distract me from getting shot a couple times in the groin.  I need to visit this deli, and this guy needs to enter a tough man competition.

Connecticut police said a man who heard gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sandwich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and thigh.

via Dude Gets Shot In His Groin, Finishes Sandwich, Then Seeks Treatment.