Girl: Hey, do you want to be in an eating contest?

Me: Hell yeah!

Girl: OK, sign here, here and here.

Me: OK, done!

Girl: Great! Last year's winner ate five testicles in two minutes.

Me: Wait...what?!

Little did I know the event that night was nicknamed the "Testicle Festival"...greaaaattttt. Nonetheless I couldn't / they wouldn't let me back out of it, so I was in this turkey ball eating contest. The winner was the first one to eat five of them, and let me tell you, they were just raw and steamed and that was it. No dipping sauce, no nothing.

Oh, and you couldn't use your hands and you were blindfolded. Here was my strategy:

When I heard the guy next to me yak, I pretty much gave up, LOL!

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?