Rob Banks’ Trips To The Emergency Room This Week — Yes, There’s Been More Than One!
Can I catch a break? In the past 14 days, I’ve gone to the ER to get stitches on my forehead (I look like Harry Potter), then again to get a cotton swab that was stuck in my ear out (no lie, it was quite annoying), and than at the Bills game, this happens…
I was tailgating at the Bills game and had to go to the bathroom so bad, due to the fact that I think I have world’s smallest bladder, and I wasn’t going to wait in line, so I went in the woods.
I dropped my drawers.
I somehow stepped on a bee’s nest.
I started going to the bathroom.
And realized I got stung by a bee. Then five more.
Long story short, I ran out of there as fast as I could. Three on my hands, and one each on my neck, cheek and ear. Talk about bad luck. Whoops…
Hello chubby hand…they used to just sting a tad, but now all the spots I got stung in just itch.