See Why This Kid Couldn’t Cut The Mustard
One of the between innings events I always look forward to at Buffalo Bisons baseball games is the chicken wing race featuring a hot wing, mild wing, bleu cheese and celery. Amazingly celery never wins. It always makes me laugh.
Many other baseball teams have similar mascot races. The Pittsburgh Pirates have racing pierogies, the Washington Nationals feature racing presidents, the Milwaukee Brewers have the Famous Racing Sausages. The Miami Marlins have racing sea creatures.
Since baseball and hot dogs go hand in hand the Kansas City Royals have racing condiments, mustard, ketchup and relish and invite young fans to put on the suits. It didn't go all that well for a young fan in the mustard suit who couldn't keep his pants up during the race. See what happened.