When I was a kid, I remember my mom cooking italian sausage and rice. My cousin kept sneaking into the kitchen to ask her what we were eating. Frustrated, my mom finally said, "It's frogs and fish eyes!" Needless to say, my cousin wasn't much in the mood to eat that night and he never asked my mom again what was for dinner. I didn't think it was funny then. However, it became funnier when I pulled it with my own kids today.