The Belfie Helps You Take Better Pictures Of Your Own Butt

You may have heard of a selfie but now it's time for the selfie to make room for the belife.  Yup...this is what we've become.  We are now selling products that help you take better pictures of your butt.  The first time I saw this, I thought it can't be real.  But it is.  It's real.  And believe it or not, it's enough of a thing that you can't even buy it right now.  It's out of stock!

The belfie stick is essentially a stick that you can put your phone on to take a belfie - a picture of your own butt.

“I never again have to take pics in the bathroom. I can't tell you how many times Ive dropped my iphone trying to take pics. I love it! Thank God they invented belfiestick!” - Lauren - Los Angeles, CA

 

Dear Lauren,

You don't ever have to take pics in the bathroom.  As a matter of fact, why the heck are you doing that anyway??  As a matter of fact, please stop taking pics in the bathroom.  Also, unless you are on a cliff trying to get an incredible picture that would make National Geographic jealous, you should never be dropping your iPhone to take a pic more than once anyway.

Sincerely,

What has the world come to?