I couldn't stop laughing at this because it is dead-on true.

There are so many differences that a couple of years can make when you start 'dating' someone in middle school and high school. Like, in middle school you dance with your girlfriend with your hands on her hips and straight locked elbows so you end up being as far away from her as possible while still hanging on to her hips.

In 5th grade a girl broke up with my best friend with "Wanna see a magic trick? POOF you're single!" He literally fell to her knees and screamed "THANK GOD."

Let's begin.