Turn Your Boring Wrists Into Tiny Flame Throwers With This Totally Unnecessary Gift

Are you good at making terrible decisions?  Are you tired of your wrists just being the base of your palms?  Do you hate that you can't make fire magically appear from your body parts?  Then this gift could be for you!

It's called the Pyro Mini and it is simply a device to shoot balls of fire from your wrists.

You read that right.  You shoot fire from your wrists like a Marvel character.  "Why would you want to do that?" you may ask.  Obviously it's because it looks cool.

Luckily the creators of this device require that you be 18 years of age or older to purchase it as they understand that even with all the precautions they have taken to make it safe, it can still be dangerous.