You Know it’s Cold When…
It has been a long cold winter thus far and tomorrow the groundhog is going to tell us that we have six more weeks of winter (ya know he will). Plus, it looks like we’re gonna get pounded with some snow through tomorrow night. I got this email from a friend with a list of “You Know it’s cold when…” jokes and I thought they were worth sharing.
You know it’s cold when…….
-you have to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
-pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
-your shadow freezes to the sidewalk
-you have to break the smoke off your chimney
-you have to open the fridge to heat the house
-your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
-the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets….
-the fire department advises you to set your house on fire
-the snowman begs you to take him inside at night
Alright they’re all silly, but they made me smile I hope you got a chuckle at least. Stay warm!