As a parent, you know how scary it is to turn around in a store and find that your child is missing. Now imagine that they're still not back after a couple of days.
A new ranking of America's best universities is out and, for what seems to be the first time in history, not a single school from New York State made the top 10.
You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. That line may have been funny in the Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison, but when you're the president of Columbia and you're giving a speech, it ain't cool at all. It's probably downright embarrassing.