There are some things in life that you just don't need to be told: pizza is good any time of day, Bruce Willis will not stop making 'Die Hard' movies and, pretty much right at the top of that list: running naked onto the field during a rugby match is a horrible idea.
A woman in Chicago who was nearly three times the legal limit was arrested for DUI. She was brought to the station, where was she patted down. Important note: By a woman, she was patted down. After she became uncooperative and after kicking officers, they carried the 33 year old to a different holding center, where she was than stripped out of her clothes.