Tongue-Like Cat Brush
The term 'cat lady' is thrown around a lot! Rob Banks likes to call me one because I've grown attached to my roommate's cat. However, you would never find me using this cat brush on Spartacus! This is just a little too much...I mean, really...
Tongue Vs. Flytrap
In case you have any Venus Fly Traps hanging around your house, I would suggest you keep your tongue (or any body part for that matter) away from them.  It may turn out like this guy's tongue did!