Remember game show host Wink Martindale? He had a spoken-word hit version of a song called "Deck Of Cards" that went top 10 in 1959. Here is a 2012 version that has gone viral on Youtube thanks to Justin Flom.

You may know the song I am talking about but this one really has a surprise ending. So if you're in need of a Bible and a calender and don't have one around...pick up a "Deck Of Cards"!