Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Fisherman May Have Wet His Pants After Catching Alligator
See you later, alligator. That's exactly what this guy thought when he realized he accidentally caught one.
Non-Forward Thinking People in 1999 Say ‘No Way’ to Cell Phones
Cell phones are as much a part of our lives today as air, complaining about politicians and the Kardashians, so it's hard to believe there was a time when people didn't think they needed them.
Enormous Flaming Jenga Is the Party Game of Your Nightmares
Here's a novel -- if not hazardous -- way to take your next party to the next level.
Watch (Stinky) 184-Year-Old Tortoise Get Its Very First Bath
Yeah, we'd say he was more than just a little overdue for a cleaning.
Nail Polish Remover Melts Styrofoam Cups With Super Creepy Ease
Why is this so darned captivating to watch?
Cleveland Indians Are Selling a Froot Loops Hot Dog So We Can Die Happy
The food offered at Major League Baseball games is just plain loopy.
Soda Sales Drop to Dangerously Healthy Lows [POLL]
We may no longer be a carbo-nation of soda drinkers.
Hard-Charging Gorilla Smacks Into Window Trying to Attack Zoo Visitor
This is why humans should never get too close to the animals at the zoo.
Enraged Drunk Doofus Has Painfully Unfortunate Run-In With Elevator Shaft
Unless you're Bruce Willis in the original "Die Hard," messing around with an elevator shaft should be strictly off-limits.
Hostage Takes Absurd Picture With Idiot Hijacker in Most Bizarre Photo Op You’ll Ever See
Of all the thoughts that go through your mind when your plane is hijacked, "Hey, I'd love to snap a photo with the lunatic masterminding this" should not be one of them.
Teenage Girl Is Mortified When Parents Show Up at School Dance
Death and taxes have been joined by a third guarantee in life: teenage girls being embarrassed by their parents.
Grateful Boy’s Letter to Soldier Has Terrifying Twist Ending
Everyone owes a debt of thanks to the soldiers who defend our freedom. And we do mean EVERYONE.