'Don't Date December'

'Just Me January'

'Forever Alone February'

'No Match March'

...if you've tried everything -- blind dates, dating websites, EVERYTHING -- and if this is you, well...I think that you're not alone.

As she finds out and "celebrates" her three friends recently getting engaged, this girl either really hates being single, or she is really not excited to buy three bridesmaid dresses.

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