In case you've ever woken up and said, "Man I'm so tired of eating tiny hotdogs that roll off the grill whenever I try to cook them!" then you are in luck. Someone has created a huge hotdog that is meant to be cut before you put them on the grill.

It's called big hotdog, and you can get one right now!

I know this looks ridiculous, but it's a real thing. It's been created by Gorilla Tango Novelty Meats, and it's just $95.95 plus shipping and handling.

Last time I checked, they've already created this hot dog. It's called bologna. I'll stick with my Sahlen's and Wardynski's. Thanks for trying though.