Trace Adkins recently did an interview with a radio station in Chicago and the jocks asked him what he bought his wife for Valentine's Day?...Trace said...

"She got a washer and dryer put in the garage for the dog's bed.  Isn't that crazy?" He went on to say that he came home to find the guy installing the appliances in the garage and asked him what he was doing.  The man told Adkins that his wife wanted it done.  Soooo, Trace said to his wife: "Woman....I have washed stuff in a washing machine that would make you throw up! And then the next load you can wash a tablecloth.  It's a washing machine!  That's what it does.  It gets dirty stuff out, flushes it down the thing and then it's good to go again."