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What Are The Best Substitutions For Curse Words?

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We’ve all been there.  You are hanging out with your family when you somehow stub your toe.  The pain is excruciating!  That’s when it happens.  You shout out a word that would make a dead man’s toes curl.  It happens to the best of us.  So I try my best to come up with words to substitute with the curse words instead.

This is perfect for you parents.  Some days “dang it” and “phooey” just doesn’t fit the mood.  If you don’t want your kids going to school and talking like sailors then here’s a list for you to work into your everyday vocabulary:

  • Shut the front door!
  • Cheese and rice!
  • Son of a biscuit
  • Mother trucker
  • Shitake mushrooms
  • Mother father
  • Son of a biscuit
  • What the french toast?
  • Fuuuuuuudddge! (Like in Christmas Story)
  • Banana Shenanigans

 

And how about this one….

Truck yeah!

 

 

 

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