Caption This Video — Young Corn Hamster

I was pretty freaked out the first time I saw my daughter's hamster with two cheeks full of food. I didn't realize that they actually store their food there before they eat it. And I've never seen one stick an entire mini-corn in there...until now.

Can you caption this video? I'll start:

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

"I has a whole corn."

"Still more pleasant than watching (insert disgusting celebrity here) eat."

The person with the funniest caption will win my unending admiration.