Screw The Environment I Want My Quiet Bag Of Chips

“Frito-Lay hopes to quiet complaints about its noisy Sun Chips bags by switching out the biodegradable bags for the old packaging on most flavors the company received complaints about the noise from the bags since they were launched in April 2009. The bags are louder than traditional bags because the material used for them is made from plants and has a different molecular structure.”
And the FAT #@$#s have spoken (over the crinkling of the bags).
Here is a company trying to contribute to going green, spending thousands of dollars and man-hours to create an environmentally sound bag SHOT DOWN because people WHO SHOULD BE EATING THE VEGETABLES FROM WHICH THESE BAGS ARE MADE OF ARE ANNOYED.  Why!?!  Because of the noise!?!  Seriously!?! W-T-F are they doing with the bags!?!  STRAPPING THEM ON AS FEED BAGS!?!
Here’s a free tip: GRAB A HANDFUL, FILL A BOWL AND PUT THE BAG AWAY-  EATING A WHOLE BAG AT ONE SITTING IS NOT THE SERVING SUGGESTION YOU LAZY #$@S!
Let’s all complain about ice cream cartons!  Why does a gallon of ice cream melt after I had it on my sweaty fat lap trying to eat the whole thing while watching TV!?!  Can’t we make them insulated?