10 Favorite ‘It’s So Cold’ Jokes
When the temperature drops like it has it makes us say the words 'It's so cold' to almost everyone we see. I thought it be fun to share some jokes you probably have heard a time or two over the years. I looked up some good ones to pass on from athropolis.com
IT'S SO COLD......
- The optometrist is giving away free ice scrapers with eyeglasses
- Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers pockets to keep them warm
- Politicians have their hands in their own pockets
- Squirrels in the park are throwing themselves against the electric fence
- Dogs are wearing cats
- Teenagers aren’t embarrassed by acne, they’re embarrassed by goose pimples
- When we milked the cows we got ice cream
- I chipped my tooth on my soup
- We didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it
- You have to kick a hole in the air just to get outside