In the Buf with Jo: Downtown Parking
I fought the law, and I WON! I do not have to pay the parking ticket I got outside WYRK. You rock Judge John Gannon!
I put my hand on the Bible, and when the good judge asked, I answered, "Your honor, just like half the country I am underemployed. Not your problem, I know. For years I've worked in the Rand Building on Saturday nights 6 to midnight. I drive a Smart Car your honor. It's HALF a car! It's more like, an appliance! I've always parked at the end of metered parking w/o sticking out into traffic, with no problem. Do you know how long I had to work to pay this?!"
He hit the gavel and said, "NOT GUILTY".
I won! I won! I won! I ROCK.