New Movie Based On Lindsay Lohan’s Life Is In The Works

It’s been said time and time again that Lindsay Lohan’s life is a like a movie in itself. Only fitting that a new film based on the troubled life of the actress is being developed. Screenwriter Charles Casillo tells the New York Post that 26-year-old model and heiress Lydia Hearst Shaw has been cast in the lead role as a comic character based on Lindsay. The movie will be about a bratty movie star in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law and hounded by greedy agents, paparazzi and the media. Yes, it absolutely sounds like Lohan’s life. One of the agents will be played by 80’s icon Joan Collins. I remember being glued to my TV every Wednesday night watching her play Alexis Carrington in Dynasty. She was awesome.

The movie will be titled Dogs in Pocketbooks and the screenwriter, Castillo says “it’s in no way mean-spirited towards Lindsay,” Not sure how that’s possible but it should make for a fun 90 minutes at the theater.