6 Ugly Things That Happened This Week — Buffalo Tough Mudder, Dustin Lynch Hospitalized + More
There’s always some less-than-thrilling things that happen each week, whether it’s across the country, down to music city in Nashville or right here in our WNY backyards.
Here’s this week’s rundown.
Dustin Lynch Hospitalized
Dustin Lynch got the treatment. I don't know if he faked sick just to get the sexy nurse or if he really needed a quick fix-up. But, Lynch was feeling under the weather and had the flu before a show in Charlotte this weekend. The gave him some fluids and BAM -- back to normal in time to play.
I still think he really just went to go see nurse Tara.
The Buffalo Tough Mudder
Was it fun? Oh yes! Was it pretty? Heck no.
Thousands went to Andover to participate in the Tough Mudder this weekend, and it was fun, challenging and rewarding (if you finished). My results: I think I wanted to call 911 a potential four times, and I have about six cuts and an insanely sore body. Extremely fun though. If you didn't do it, I recommended it for next year!
The ugly part? Check out the picture!
Blake Shelton's Heart Scare
Well, not quite. I don't know who exactly comes up with these complete lies, and I wonder if they realize they are completely NUTS.
The rumor was that Shelton “went to bed after a wild night of downing tequila, beer and tubs of fried chicken and woke up in the middle of the night with searing pain shooting from his chest through his arms.”
Typical Blake response though: "Newest tabloid is that I’m having heart problems….That’s ridiculous. It’s my liver that’s focked!!!!!!”
Thousands Of Bees Attack Texas Couple, Kill Horses
Over 30,000 bees attacked a man and his wife this weekend in Texas. The man was stung 50 times, while the woman was stung over 200 times. Their horses immediately followed the woman into a pool, where she jumped to try and avoid the bees.
"We were trying stand up in the water but every time we stuck our heads out for air, they would cover us and start stinging us. We were trying to breathe and they were stinging us in the face and in the nose."
Two horses and five chickens did not survive the attacks.
Anthony Weiner Needs Tips On How To Be A Proper Sexter
Not to sure what's wrong with this guy but, he's done it again.
Rule #1: Don't do it.
Rule #2: If you're going to do it, I hope you're wife doesn't catch you.
Rule #3: Don't run for public office if you're gonna sext.
Since the sexting scandal broke last week, Weiner has dropped several points in the polls and been scolded on national TV, and, as of Sunday, his campaign manager up and quit.
Don't worry: One marketing company is offering services to get his campaign back on track with a "dose of PR Viagra" and offered to teach him to proper dirty pic-sending etiquette.
David Nail's New Haircut
Arguably the ugliest thing that happened this week. Liz Mantel took care of this one for me. Here's what we think he looks like.