Would you trust your kids with this man?  Maybe you should.  He looks like he would have been a really good teacher (aside from a little spilled paint).

Richie Incognito is one of the fiercest people on the football field.  He's big, he's intimidating, and for at least a few hours he was in charge of a bunch of kids at Doodlebugs.  How did he do?

 

Well...maybe a career in broadcasting after football?