The Oscar swag bag is notoriously famous, jammed with over $100,000 of goodies for Oscar attendees.

USA Today reports this year's bags include some crazy luxury items, such as:

  • A trip to the Galapagos, the Amazon, Iceland or Costa Rica and Panama, complete with spa treatments and cooking lessons from International Expeditions.
  • $30,000 toward chemical peels, laser skin resurfacing, injectables/fillers, Botox and other rejuvenation procedures from facial plastic surgeon Konstantin Vasyukevich.
  • Absinthe from A. Junod.
  • Mister Poop Emoji Plunger

Now, let's get a little more real here. What would a WNY mom want in a swag bag?

  • A trip to Target without children, and no one questioning how much I've spent.
  • $30K in spa treatments would be amazing, but I'm cool with some decent moisturizer.
  • No need for the fancy Absinthe, just stick a few boxes of wine in there and we're good.
  • Yes, let's include the Mister Poop plunger because as far as plungers go, it's adorable.
  • Snacks. All the snacks.
  • Noise cancelling headphones to be able to tune either the kiddos (or their music) out at will.
  • Extra iPhone, so I can stop sharing mine with my kids.
  • Ted's golden keychain (buy one get one weiners?! Yes please!)

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