Shower know, they're the things that you think about in the shower that are so stupid that you never say them out loud.  Well, a few months ago, comedian Nick Offerman offered up a few for us to hear.  And now, actress Anna Kendrick has responded with a few of her own.

Some of my favorites include:

  • "If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I would never need a dollar."
  •  " If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my door."
  • "Using your laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave."
  •  "Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams have reverse names."
  •  "When a pregnant woman swims, she's basically a human submarine."
  •  "If you break a pencil, you have two pencils.  But if you break a pen, you have zero pens."
  •  "I wonder what my dog named me."