13 People Who Should Replace Lindy Ruff as Buffalo Sabres Head Coach
In case you missed it, this just happened:
I'm not surprised, but I am. The organization had to do something, what with the Sabres god-awful performance this season and all (I won't even touch the last few seasons), but it's still hard to picture anyone else behind the Sabres bench.
Nonetheless, it's done. Lindy Ruff's gone. Which means the question on everyone's mind is: Who is the next Buffalo Sabres head coach?
Allow me to offer my suggestions.
Rob Ray
He's already between the benches, so why not just move him over a little bit?
Getty ImagesGetty Images Chan Gailey
I mean, he's out of a job.
Getty ImagesGetty Images The Elmwood Bubble Man
Assistant Coach: The Lady In White, also of Elmwood Avenue fame.
Angela StefanoAngela Stefano Ralph Cox
A.k.a., the last guy cut from 1980's Team USA (i.e., the 'Miracle' team).
Walt Disney PicturesWalt Disney Pictures Sabretooth
He's probably the NHL mascot with the most attitude. You've gotta admire that. Plus, how funny would it be to watch him interact with the players and refs?
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...Although he may only last a few years.
Getty ImagesGetty Images Gordon Bombay
Emilio Estevez isn't doing anything, right?
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Would that make the Sabres Manti Te'o?
FacebookFacebook Happy Gilmore
While we're talking about fictional people, why not?
Getty ImagesGetty Images Tim Thomas
As long as the Sabres don't win the Cup while Obama's in office, it's all good.
Getty ImagesGetty Images Matt Barnaby
Actually, on second thought...
Getty ImagesGetty Images Brett Hull
JK, JK!
Getty ImagesGetty Images Paul Rene
Hey, the Bills did it!
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