6 Ugly Things That Happened This Week — Sextortion Of Miss Teen USA, Blake Shelton Vs. Westboro Baptist Church, Willie Nelson Looses Armadillo + More

It's inappropraite to say out loud exactly what Blake said to them.

It's that bad, where I probably shouldn't even type it twice. Read what he fired at the Westboro Baptist Church here.

Ok -- This is a stinky problem.

Hahahaha, OK, dumb joke.

If skunks didn’t smell, you’d almost WANT one. But, they do smell. So that’s like saying sharks would be so cute to swim with if they had no teeth.

Especially in South Buffalo and South Ward, the animals have become an issue — you can smell them all the time. They’re everywhere, and this summer, a closed South Buffalo police station was used as a skunk slaughterhouse. Is that OK?

This is a doozie.

A man wanted to impress his girlfriend. He's 66, by the way. So like any 66-year-old man that wants to get it on like he's 21, he took an entire package of Viagra.

Welp, his pecker didn't slow down for six days, so I guess he got what he asked for. After going to the hospital. Doctors said he has gangrene, and it was going to spread.

Only solution? Chop it off.

And we thought the skunks were a problem.

This drives me nuts and sounds like the lady that sued McDonalds because she was an idiot and spilled coffee on herself.

Kids break into an ex-NFL star's vacation home. Cause $20,000 damage. Put the pics of their 'awesome party' on Twitter and Instagram. Ex-NFL star sees the pics and put them on his website.

Police end up seeing the pics and tracking the kids.

The parents of these kids that destroyed his home...want to sue HIM. Makes sense, right?

Upon reading this I laughed and said:

A: Why does he have an armadillo?

B: Willie = weed.

C: Does he even really have an armadillo? And if so, why?

The creature — who goes by the affectionate nickname “Ol’ Dillo” — was swiped from a sound console after a show in Port Chester, N.Y. last week. Video footage shows the crime as it happened.

What a creep.

Sextortion photos of the reigning Miss Teen USA have seen a California teenager put in jail this week. Police  arrested 19-year-old Jared James Abrahams, who is accused of blackmailing and threatening to release naked photos of Cassidy Wolf in August.

Wolf said that someone managed to hack her webcam and had stolen photos of her. She had received an anonymous email trying give her something in exchange for the pics back.