As I sit here in the beginning of January surfing the web, I'm thinking two things as I come across the news that Beyonce's baby was born. First: Why on earth is it still 40 degrees outside and secondly, I'm thinking about how Beyonce's poor baby has to call herself Blue Ivy for the rest of her life. Why on earth wouldn't a simple John, Christina or Mary work?

What on earth are these people thinking. I mean, they’re probably wanting to be original but Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple? Like would it be okay if I named my kid Lasagna?

Here's a list of some of the most crazy celebrity baby names I could find....

Sunday Rose: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson (This has got to be a sick joke)

Alabama Gypsy Rose:  Shooter Jennings

Rocco: Madonna and Guy Richie

Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg

Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby

Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Hopper: Sean Penn  (really?)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (And they have a kid named Moses)

Indiana: Casey Affleck

Aanisah: Macy Gray

Ireland: Alec Baldwin (remember the incident with his wife?)

Jaz Elle: Andre Agassi

Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Journey: Jenna Jameson

Kal-el: Nicholas

Lennon: Liam Gallagher

Maddox: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Although, I kind of like this one)

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham

Memphis Eve: Bono

Prince Michael II/Blanket: Michael Jackson

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez

Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

 Coco Riley: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette

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