The Strangest Gifts Available Today On Amazon

The description on this actually says, "Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle."  I'm not sure who would need one.  But if you've got someone on your list looking for it, you can find it here.

You've seen a pet rock before.  But have you ever seen an albino one?  Now you have and you can even own one.  And you're welcome.

Yes...now you too can feel like you're washing your hands with what looks like other people's snot.  How lucky!

Got a friend with way too many cats?  Want to tell them not so subtly that you're worried about them?  It's The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!

Just in case you want to have some moves for when the Savior is born.  Here's your chance to brush up on them.

It's not going to change anything.  But hey...if you've ever wished that he would kiss your....well....

This isn't strange at all.  I don't know how this one even made the list.  It's completely normal to have a shower curtain with Jeff Goldblum and a monkey on it hanging in your bathroom.

Ok...full disclosure...this one's a bummer.  It won't ship to the United States.  However, if you have friends or family in the UK, you could have it sent to them.  However, to make you feel better about NOT being able to get it, I'll share this review with you:

It's a canary that looks like a lemon when it's cut in half?  I'm confused by this one.  Why would anyone want this?

Again, I'm not really sure who would want or need something like this.  But if you've ever wanted to peel and stick a picture of a senior woman with an inhaler on your wall, this is where you'd get it.

It's a standard size 20"X30"pillowcase and it will go well with your Jeff Goldblum shower curtain.

This is really just the stocking stuffer to go with the crazy cat lady action figure.  But I could actually see someone liking this.