WNY’s Most Disgusting Microwave?

My wife would probably argue that after I'm done cooking, we have the world's most disgusting microwave.  (I tend to make bacon in the microwave a lot)  But I beg to differ...

This one is NOT my microwave.  This one is in our breakroom.  It's disgusting.  I mean...how do you get a hair in a microwave?

But I would have to believe that there are more disgusting ones out there.  Do you have a disgusting microwave?  Do you still use it?  If you've got a nasty microwave, I'd love to see the pictures.  Send em to brettalan@wyrk.com and I'll post the worst of the worst next week!