Overweight Tiger Found in ‘Abandoned’ Home When Guys Went Inside To Smoke Pot

Sometimes, headlines just write themselves.

There were two men who went into an 'abandoned' home to find a spot to smoke their weed when they walked in the garage and found....a tiger. They called 311 (which is their "anything but 911 emergency calls, in Houston) to admit they were high and may be hallucinating.

They weren't.

There was an overweight tiger found in the Houston home. Obviously, the tiger was being kept illegally.

The tiger was tranquilized and taken to BARC Houston, a city organization dedicated to humane animal care, NBC Houston and Fox 26 Houston reported. BARC is now contacting wildlife sanctuaries to find the tiger a home. Houston police are investigating who may have owned the animal", according to FOX.