He's a second grader and the assignment is to write about what you want to be when you grow up. Unsurprisingly, he wanted to do EXACTLY what his parents do--they're farmers. They plant "special medicine that can cure anything at all.”

Oh, those kind of farmers. This kid wants to be a farmer and save the world at the same time and he has no idea that his parents are just plain ol'-not-so-smart criminals.

The second grader also included in his report that people come to the house to stop by to get the special medicine at all hours of the night.

The police came to the house and discovered $75,000 in plants and the child was taken by protective services.