This May Be The Strangest Thing I’ve Ever Seen On Craigslist

People are seriously strange. Besides the post from this woman in Buffalo, NY last year, this may be the weirdest post I've ever seen on Craigslist.

It's Ambrosia's tenth birthday on April 20th and we're looking for a meowgician to purrrform.
Do you gatos what it takes?

This is fur real. Serious inquiries only.

Your pay for your services? $30 plus food and beverages